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NOTE: Although you will find messages in the games telling you to look for the stories at the Sploder forums, you don't need to do so if you are accessing them from this site. The optional storyline appears before each level here.
"Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea." - George Carlin